1. gnarly:

    that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

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    y

    (via hxcfairy)

     

  2. totaleclipseofthedick:

    ampersandsblog:

    subbysal:

    badjade:

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    Friendly reminder that “friendly reminder” is actually a thing that people say

     
  3. tastefullyoffensive:

    Mario Kart IRL. [zdedwards]

     
  4. (Source: iraffiruse, via pbcookies)

     
  5. thalassarche:

    vortexanomaly:

    swan disguise

    yes hello fellow waterfowl I am not paparazzi I am here to do swan things

    (via belatalbotsdead)

     
  6. (Source: balloonies, via itsacrimescene)

     
  7. seraphknights:

    cultureshift:

    This is the Memorial to the Missing and contains over 50,000,000 pennies to represent the lives of each American child abandoned to abortion by a society and a culture that has embraced their destruction. We must prevent the need to add to this memorial. Take a stand. Get involved.

     ”How we treat the least of us defines us.”

    "should I use this $500k to help struggling parents and pregnant people or should I put it in a glass box"

    (via totaleclipseofthedick)

     

  8. fefarielle:

    u know whats fuckin hardcore

    people on this site who don’t speak english as a first language but blog in english anyways

    (via thelittle-hobbit)

     

  9. wearephillipanderson:

    Listen all I want is for someone to be madly in love with me and confess it in a wildly romantic way

    Same here, and I feel like I’m in Mission Impossible lol

    (via wearephillipanderson)

    Tagged #Love #Fantasy
     

  10. hannibalmorelikecannibal:

    nonomella:

    today a ten year old called me fat in front of the class and i told him it was because i eat all my rude students

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    (via confusedragon)

     
  11. haus-of-ill-repute:

    Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

    (via pbcookies)

     

  12. maggotmaster:

    glowsticksuit:

    Tumblr doesn’t need an April Fool’s joke. Their year-long April Fool’s joke is still trying to sell blog themes for $50

    i had forgotten there were paid blog themes in this site

    (via wearephillipanderson)

     

  13. egberts:

    "you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

    (via lun4r-3clips3)

     
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  15. blainetabulous:

    If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

    (via weepingdemon)